leandro CcCyraCostaCrizCory | Join Date: | Sep 2007 | |
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Haha strip the camera, and pay for it also la hor, haha. Become camera 'prostitution'. Pay money for some camera porn :X
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@tumblr A man is in a hotel lobby heading to ask the clerk a question. As he heads to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him, his elbow to her breast. Both of them were equally startled by the incident but the man proceeded to apologize saying, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breasts, I'm sure you'll forgive me". The woman followed on to reply: "If your Penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221". |
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