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bigsale
November 15th, 2007, 09:30 PM
A "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with his bicycle has been put on probation for three years.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2007/11/14/bikesex.jpg
Robert Stewart arrives at court

Robert Stewart's unlikely perversion has been analysed in chat rooms around the world after he was caught by two cleaners who walked in on him in a hostel room.

The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down and when the women opened the door he paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex".

The police were called and at a hearing last month Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders' register after admitting a sexual breach of the peace.

The case has prompted criticism of "loony British laws", but he ended up in court because the "shocked" cleaners said they had knocked repeatedly before opening the door.

At Ayr sheriff court on the west coast of Scotland today, Mr Stewart was sentenced for the rare offence and for a separate breach of the peace charge for threatening a member of staff in a hostel in the town.

The court was told that alcohol was the cause of his problems, and he was placed under the supervision of a social worker and warned that if he re-offended he would be sent to prison.

Sheriff Colin Miller added: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'. "

Mr Stewart, an unemployed bachelor, has described the incident as a misunderstanding caused by too much drink, and said claims that he was having sex with the bike were "a load of rubbish".

His solicitor Gerry Tierney described his client as a "sad little man" who was trying to tackle his drink problem.

He added: "When the cleaners came in, he thought he was having fun with them. He does not think it is funny any more, and he has had to move home three times because he has been targeted because of the offence."

Mr Stewart's exploits have also earned him multiple dishonourable mentions on the internet.

After the story appeared on Telegraph.co.uk, it spread to Canada, the USA, South Africa and Australia.

On chat forums north and south of the equator participants continue to ponder some of the issues raised by the case.

Has the bicycle in question been taken into protective custody, asked one?

Other contributors wanted to know if he had been banned from bike sheds in his hometown of Ayr, whether the bicycle in question was over 16 years old, and exactly what sex with a bicycle involves.

But answers came there none today as Mr Stewart left court with his head bowed and sought to hurry out of the limelight.

Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=5JEEJOQHEN1K5QFIQMGSFFOAVCBQWIV0?xml=/news/2007/11/14/nbikesex114.xml

reddevil0728
November 15th, 2007, 09:35 PM
:eek: :doh:

lulu
November 15th, 2007, 09:36 PM
wtf fucking a bike

vic viper
November 15th, 2007, 09:37 PM
lol...a realli D'Oh situation lei...hahaha

Hurricaneboi
November 15th, 2007, 09:39 PM
HUH what is that even possible!?!? :doh:

kujlim
November 15th, 2007, 09:50 PM
I wonder how the bicycle looks like !! :boom:

ireneyksoh
November 15th, 2007, 09:50 PM
-_-"

laroman
November 15th, 2007, 09:54 PM
Wtf!!

Puddie
November 15th, 2007, 09:54 PM
Was it a top range bike? :D

thelastname
November 15th, 2007, 09:55 PM
:eek:

Rocky
November 15th, 2007, 10:00 PM
I think his chain grease are spermful ...errk

There were many cases of people having sex with their bike/car,

the last I remember this guy screw his volkswagon beetle exhaust.

tUx
November 15th, 2007, 10:06 PM
lol? :D

leong
November 15th, 2007, 10:07 PM
uber :doh:

MeteorFlare
November 15th, 2007, 10:11 PM
power..

ktk
November 15th, 2007, 10:12 PM
squeaky suspension was a givaway...

isidore
November 15th, 2007, 10:28 PM
leave the poor old man alone to his sad fetishes la. pple have been known to fook fruits, wats the diff?

ktk
November 15th, 2007, 10:39 PM
what he needs is this:

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t36/ktk_ace/nissinonnacup.jpg

Carbon Oxyride
November 15th, 2007, 10:49 PM
Are they that despo?? :rolleyes

Zetsuei
November 15th, 2007, 11:04 PM
lol, his life is over man.. imagine he goes to public and ppl notice it.. damn..

nobcake
November 15th, 2007, 11:18 PM
OMGWTH!!s

caps_lock
November 15th, 2007, 11:40 PM
which part of de bike did he 'poke'?

kadae
November 15th, 2007, 11:49 PM
despo till like this?

Small_Kid
November 16th, 2007, 12:59 AM
Oh great -_-

-MatsumotO
November 16th, 2007, 12:59 AM
WTF? :doh:

krey
November 16th, 2007, 01:04 AM
lol.
i wonder if he did it with a single-speed bike? or a stunt bike?

kyouta
November 16th, 2007, 08:48 AM
D'oh!

Scop3
November 16th, 2007, 09:12 AM
Is it even possible to get it on with a bike? Which part did he even screw?

gohdorothy567
November 16th, 2007, 10:40 AM
is he desperate?

phantom010436
November 16th, 2007, 11:13 AM
It a mad mad world!

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leandro
November 16th, 2007, 11:18 AM
The bike must have cost him alot of bling and he must have went through 'thick and think' with it ._.

moneygod
November 16th, 2007, 11:21 AM
well, why is rubber pussy acceptable but if someone prefers the real hardcore stuff being penalized. he likes it rough and hard then so be it lor. :)

sboi
November 16th, 2007, 11:22 AM
Wtf!

knpan3
November 16th, 2007, 11:22 AM
ou ou ou ou haha

Rocky
November 16th, 2007, 11:30 AM
Is it even possible to get it on with a bike? Which part did he even screw?


Bike frame has 3 holes.

-Seat pole holder

-Crank case holder if he remove it

-Handle Stem holder


Additional- Seat pole also got hole..for pencile dick....

joking only ....dun take me so seriously :hat1:

fatnjuicy
November 16th, 2007, 11:56 AM
so he was screwing the bike? that is impossible...unless he is so used to metal abrasions on hi schlong?? this is just naasty.

just visited this part of the forum after a long time...first page all full of weird news. first was the guy marrying the dog, then hohoho deemed as sexual harrasment, and now this. what is the world coming to?