This was an old email joke created by some TJC students in 1999. But its outdated because 3 new jcs have come up and there have been lots been- like how RJC doesn't have that 4 faculties system anymore. So here's a modified one [=
This joke plays on the stereotypes of all the jcs but of course its all crap, its just in the name of fun so no offense to people of any of these JCs.
Q: How Many Raffles JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 0.0000001. Each student is too busy topping the A Levels, sports, performing arts and partying at the same time
Q: How Many HwaChong JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school, to compete with RJ
Q: How Many Victoria JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school.. one to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support
Q: How Many National JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: NO LIGHT STILL CAN STUDY!!!
Q: How Many Anderson JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the Top 5 JCs
Q: How Many Anglo-Chinese JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None.. they use all their money to employ Yishun JC to do it for them
Q: How Many Yishun JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None... only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for Anglo-Chinese JC?)
Q: How Many Catholic JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They prefer it darker *raise eyebrows*
Q: How Many Jurong JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None.. their Physics is so bad their male teachers cry...
Q: How Many Tampines JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: would they bother??
Q: How Many Meridian JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They're too busy keeping themselves from being retained
Q: How Many Saint Andrew's JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it
Q: How Many Nanyang JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:None. They're still using oil lamps.
Q: How Many Serangoon JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat lighttbarb?
Q: How Many Innova JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: School too new, no electricity yet
Q: How Many Pioneer JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Heck care about that- lets all do 300 jumping jacks as punishment for improper attire
Q: Dont you guys wonder who wrote this list?
A: Temasek JC
Q: How Many Temasek JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:None. They think they are very bright already
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