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    Quotes to live by

    I haven't seen any of these before (or if I have, I've forgotten), so it's time to share...

    1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

    2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

    3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

    4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

    5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

    6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

    7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

    8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

    9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

    10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

    11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

    12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

    13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

    14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

    15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

    16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

    17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

    18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

    19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

    20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

    21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

    22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

    23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

    24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

    AND . . . (drum roll please?)

    25. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

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    "Exercising do not make you live longer...only makes you die younger" my football coach who is a heavy smoker
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    If u dream, dun drive
    If u drive, dun dream
    If u wanna dream n drive, dun drive in front of my car...

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    A few of my faves:

    Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

    In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

    I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

    Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.
    A blade cuts both ways. So why take the risk? Stab instead.




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    Hope is not offensive.

    Humans are stupid because they believed in what they want to believe.


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    "Our's not to reason why. Our's but to do and die."

    One of my favourite.

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    used to like them but quotes don't work quite well for me. too small to read, too much to remember. but i got this printed and pasted on the walls of my cubicle.



    You have gain.