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UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND satanicWorshiper Mar 5th, 10, 11:46 AM #1

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Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife


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Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download
Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support



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xuejia22 Mar 5th, 10, 11:49 AM #2
Nice!
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halfhuman Mar 5th, 10, 11:50 AM #3


How about making one about women
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Bendahara Mar 5th, 10, 11:51 AM #4
Read before but still interesting to read.
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Entropy Mar 5th, 10, 12:04 PM #5
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How about making one about women
I believe there was one about women before.
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Righteouz Mar 5th, 10, 12:10 PM #6
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MeteorFlare Mar 5th, 10, 12:11 PM #7
still a good read, nevertheless!
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Haha Nice answer

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spyboy48 Mar 5th, 10, 01:26 PM #11
read it for the 1st time, interesting indeed.
all the colors come out, both sides as well.
Understanding each other needs and living altogether is totally different. You need understanding and work out together.

You don't need flowers n gifts anymore in your themes, is already past courtship.
You need to cook nice food now for your hubby, make babies and house work too.

Now your Hubby brings in the doe for the family now, if you're rich, buy Maid Service programme to help you, so you can bring in the doe as well.
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Atheist2912 Mar 5th, 10, 01:28 PM #12
haha interesting funny read
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PinGer Mar 5th, 10, 01:33 PM #13
Change to OS also must install softwares to work.... once in a while must update OS also. If everything don't work, its user problem or hardware problem. Either change user or hw
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GegeV2 Mar 5th, 10, 02:01 PM #15
Oo

nice read hhaas
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